Friday, May 09, 2008

Grapefruit???

The Hero has been going to swimming days with Iceman's grade 1 class. They are sporadically scheduled once a month and strictly for fun. We were at Costco last month and they had swim trunks. The Hero's are faded so we decided to pick some up. The sign simply said Nike Swim Shorts and the price. We had orginally thought a medium would fit because the Hero has lost some lbs. The medium looked a bit small so we grabbed a large. He has packed them along to a couple of business trips but has been too busy to take advantage of the pool. Yesterday was the first day he had the opportunity to wear them. So he and another Dad are in charge of getting 25+ 6-7 year olds ready to swim. After they all head out to wait beside the pool the Dads get changed.

The Hero had a bit of a problem... he goes to pull them on and they are snug on his thighs, he is yanking at them and can only get them up far enough to still give him some serious crack action. Then he looks down at his junk and decides that no one needs to see that at the pool. He calls me to relay the story and says "it was like I had a grapefruit down there!!" Now that is some serious speedo action!! ROFL!!! He said the look on the other Dad's face was priceless as he is trying to yank on these tiny shorts. Everyone had a good laugh that he had brought his son's shorts by mistake. They naturally thought he had grabbed Kodiaks trunks. He wasn't about to correct them and admit that he'd bought them in the "boys department". It was an honest mistake on our part. He modeled them for me last night and it was a hilarious sight... but I will spare you pictures.....I'm not savvy enough to put cute little pictures over the nasty parts like Ree at Confessions of a Pioneer Wife. Kodiak has inherited a new pair of swim shorts, which fit him without problem. LOL... I don't know if I'll ever be able to keep a straight face when I see those things.

5 comments:

  1. ROTF! You know what's even more funny??? My T had this same thing happen once and A ended up with a new pair!

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  2. Ah I needed a good chuckle this evening!!!

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  3. You made me seriously LOL here! Will is wondering what I'm laughing about as he heard me from the other room!! Too funny!

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  4. LOL! OMC. I so wish I could have seen that!

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  5. Man, the really good laughs always seem to come at the Hero's expense.

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